I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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