they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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