Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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