But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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