My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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