You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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