singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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