do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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