just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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