are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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