I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
My dick has a subreddit
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
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