forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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