i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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