So drunk, too bad you don't want this
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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