Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I didn't notice because vodka
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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