No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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