it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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