i just identified you from a description of your pipe
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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