Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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