i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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