She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Walk of Shame today included voting.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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