that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
You need Xanax blowdarts
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
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