I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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