Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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