I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i think my tv is drunk
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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