the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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