I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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