Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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