this beer tastes like vomit already
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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