You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
Randomize
