Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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