I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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