Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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