It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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