its not stalking. its research.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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