he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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