Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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