I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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