In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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