I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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