have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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