Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We have started to decorate penises.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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