Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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