So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
She announced her abortion via fbk
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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