Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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