fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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