Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
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