I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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