Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I understand Curling. That high.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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