Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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