I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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