Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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