Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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