Ambien. No doubt about it.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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